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the unknown riot grrrl.

a hard days work.

today, at the office it was CRAZY!

first, the fax machine broke down,

so we weren't getting any international orders.

then, miriam was eating a hard boiled egg,

and no one could figure out where the smell was coming from for TEN WHOLE MINUTES!

and then it started raining but luz didn't bring the right shoes,

and we were all OH SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

and then someone threw out robert's fax

so no one knew it was thanksgiving.

and then some of the girls missed last week's episode of 'house'

but nicole tivo'd it and filled us all in.

and then we all got into a discussion about 'the bachelor'.

can you BELIEVE he didn't pick ANYBODY last night?!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then it was time for break,

and i got a slice of pizza but it wasn't that good, there weren't enough mushrooms.

and then corinne passed around pictures of her dog,

and hes SO good with children and SO cute!

and them margret gave me the new sheet of contacts,

and i was LITERALLY typing for HOURS.

and then i, uh......tried to swallow my own tongue.

- the unknown _____


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